The name is Jakob. 21 years old and I live in Michigan. My life mostly consists of Kelly Clarkson, horror movies, and my job at the greatest place on earth, Little Caesars! I love animals, music, movies, attractive guys, Pretty Little Liars, and funny stuff so that's what i blog. Wanna know anything, just ask!!

 

officialprincewilliam:


are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

"You’ve seen horrible things, an army of nightmare creatures. But they are nothing compared to what came before, what lies below"

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

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